
Matel has recently announced a new line of Barbie dolls of various shapes and sizes, to the delight of the mass media. I’ll resist the urge to comment on how the “curvy Barbie” they presented has blue hair.
There is one thing I will comment on though – Ken. Ken hasn’t changed at all. He’s still the same in shape “dream man” that he was before.

20 minutes into Netflix and Chill and he gives you this look
Despite media calls to the contrary, readers of my blog will know that Ken will never change. Why?
Because of the #1 Rule of Male/Female interaction.
You’re the shit, or you don’t exist.
Ken is the shit. Men are not allowed the room to be mediocre in society, or else they become irrelevant and invisible. No one is there to give us a pat on the back, or help us in tough times. People will always tackle female under representation in a field and never address male under representation. We get it. That’s why we strive for greatness. Because at the top – it’s still mostly a boys club. And when we get there – you worship us.
So thank you Matel for the reminder. It feels good to be right.








